Nothing To Do

Time Flies

The nicest thing of all about magic is that when you are bored you can always make another monster. Apparently this monster's only purpose is to suffer then die. It's the perfect subject for comedy.

Character Vignette: Professor Toad

Professor Toad

Professor Toad is not the result of some magical accident or dreadful curse. He is, in fact, a toad and proud of it. He teaches the apprentices magic in the meanest and most unfun way he can. Most apprentices would rather skip his lectures, even Pip (the little green apprentice).

Professor Toad grew up in a humble swamp and never really fit in with the other tadpoles. His family disapproved of his pursuits in magic and haven't been in contact with him since he left. Professor Toad thinks back fondly of the swamp but has very bitter feelings towards his friends and family. That said, he will always be proud of his toad heritage.

The Doctor Is Not In

Yes I can read your mind, but that doesn't mean I care

Honestly, I don't think Tweeb needs a psychiatrist nearly as badly as the Wizard does. Oh, and if you don't know what a psionicist is, you've come to the right place to learn: It's called the Internet. I recommend you open and a new tab and Google it yourself! ... Oh fine, I'll give you a link: PSIONICIST

The Transmutator

Another problem solved

If only all of the classics rivalries could be solved like this. Instead of Jews and Muslims fighting throughout the centuries, there would be a peaceful nation of Juslims. Tom and Jerry would be Jom and Terry. Country and Rock and Roll would give way to the new sounds of Crock and Croll....

NOOOO!!! Don't do it! I was wrong! Forgive me my mad ravings! It was supposed to be a thing of peace, not monstrosities!

Give him a hand

Hand-me-downs

You have to hand it to the wizards, they make very handy monsters. Handsome too.

Everyone Loves Hats

Tweeb's Carefree Afternoon

What better way to deal with an endless army of workaholic brooms than an endless army of homicidal axemen (made of axes)?

My Kingdom For A Toothbrush

Hey It's Pip!

Nevermind the minor Alteration, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

New Hat

Everyone Loves Hats

Yeah, I know you can hardly read the hat. Just imagine the funniest letters in whatever order you like.

Step One: Hold out hand as illustrated (see Figure 1a)

Do It Yourself Magic

This is the first Tweeb comic ever. So why didn't I put it first? I didn't wanna, that's all. This is also the Barbarian's first appearance. Such a nice completely original and un-clichéd character that has no resemblance whatsoever to Conan or He-Man.

Tweeb's Cauldron

The Infamous "Tweeb's Cauldron"

Here we see Tweeb in his natural habitat of doing chores. That's what apprentices are for. Today's menu includes some rather odd ingredients. Incidentally, there is a game based on this comic that you can find at http://www.yoyogames.com/games/show/96852 . That's right, the green things are shrunken heads.

The Great Wizard Tweeb

Introducing a humble apprentice

Tweeb is a character whom I blundered into a few years ago. The blighter just won't go away.